There is a new breed of men which I think are nothing but a total disgrace to entire Homo sapiens male species. Men who do anything and everything to shame their gender. They flagrantly ooze unmanliness that spoils the air like a silent lethal fart. Their every waking day is spent dragging the name of other good men in the mud. They are as annoying as they are appalling. Any woman worth her salt would rather be single till kingdom come, than date any member of this breed. These men, indulge in a terrible habit that I can’t overlook – nagging. I thought this was a reserve for unhappy women who would rather stay in an unending plight lamenting bitterly through it all, than walk away, but I was shocked to meet a grown ass man who nags like he is being paid. Let me tell something, there is nothing as distasteful as a nagging man and am speaking from a very experienced point of view.
So there is this chap who I exchanged contacts with. We were introduced to each other by a mutual friend and he was to call me so that I could advise him on some matters relating to my field of expertise. I gave him my number because my dear friend begged me to assist him. We talked and I agreed to offer him guidance wherever I could. However after some weeks of staying in touch, I noticed that there was something I did not like about him. He was a tad too full of himself and it was evident in the way he replied to my messages. ALSO READ: WHO MADE YOU FASHION COP? But because I like to choose my battles wisely, I kept that opinion to myself. After all, that was not my problem. My issue begun when he started texting me a little too much on matters totally unrelated to the help he was seeking. I thought that the solution was simple, ignore him, but this dude here, thought that the blue ticks meant I was playing hard to get.
Soon he began flooding my inbox with annoying messages like, “Jibu text! Sponsor hukufa!” So nowadays when a chic blue ticks you she has a sponsor? I was pissed as hell so I told him to stop contacting me if he had no more important issues to talk about. Here is the thing though, not everyone is always on WhatsApp waiting to respond to your multitudinous messages. Sometimes am too busy, it’s called juggling between jobs, dude should try that someday. Just because am online, doesn’t mean that I owe you a response. Sorry to say this, but It is men of this kind who push young lasses into the welcoming arms of sponsors who have an insatiable appetite for PYTs.
The funny thing is that he is now complaining about being in the friend zone. News flash honey! We are not friends, you are an acquaintance. Friends don’t nag! If there is one thing that you have taught me, nagging will not get you the girl. So the next time you are hitting on a chic, and I say this because you have lost any chances of getting me to go out with you, try asking her out nicely. ALSO READ: Effects Of Inflation Find out what she likes and also try to know more about the kind of person she is. And please for the love of God, don’t expect things to always go your way because she might turn you down, even if you make Trey Songz look like an ogre. One more lousy text from your nagging ass and I will block you. Just thought you should know.